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Making Love and Shooting BullseyePosts
2/27/12
"Shooting Bullseye and making love have something vital in common. You may think about it a lot, …
Bell CurvePosts
1/26/12
"Growing up follows a bell curve; it's best when you're over the hump!" …
Using ShieldsPosts
12/3/11
"Good guys are human shields. Bad guys use them."
Do Something With ItPosts
11/24/11
"It isn't what happens to you that matters. It's what you do with it.
Be thankful." …
Smile and Carry a GunPosts
11/13/11
"The human race is often amusing but sometimes dangerous. That's why I display a smile but …
Hotel AtmospherePosts
10/5/11
"When the hotel room is old and it smells, is that 'atmosphere'?"
Gun Control versus Hand LotionPosts
9/25/11
"'Gun Control' means not using hand lotion."
Words MatterPosts
9/7/11
"Dear airlines: 'Duration' is not how much time is left in the flight. Get a dictionary and look …
StrangenessPosts
9/4/11
"The older I get, the more tolerant I become of strangeness, except when it objects to mine." …
Lots of ZeroesPosts
8/28/11
"Ignorance is like the digit 0. You can fill your head with 'em, but you still know nothing." …